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#! 4 __People agree with mej [14 Sep 2005|10:40pm] i found that helarious

#! 5 __People agree with mej breakdancing [24 Aug 2005|08:15pm] hahaedwin and adam came over after school and edwin was downloading this techno music so me and adam started dancing off to it like that dancing movie....with the black people....eh w/e so we're like doing all this pimpin moves and then edwin is like POP AND STOP! and DJing all these funny ass songs.....like the mortal combat one and were like karating to it, it was a funny ass time, then we launched eggs from these mouse traps, and we found this huge ass mouse trap and it launched it like 5 ft, was awsome. if only robert had came it wouldve been complete, and we danced off to "Better Off Alone" its like this techno song....hey robert give me the name of that song again. i was too lazy to download it, and now my computer is filled with techno and rap...

#! 3 __People agree with mej whatcha gonna do when they come for you 50 cent? [15 Jul 2005|06:09pm] man, i was looking at 50 cent photos on google. holy shit that guy is so hardcore and tough, man hes so black and awsome, with his rippling muscles, hes so kickass...heres a pic. damn hes tough huh? dangggg....he has TOUGH!....till one day he met his match....the police "Rapper 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson) was photographed in August 1994 while serving time in a New York State Department of Correctional Services shock incarceration program. 50, then 19, had pleaded guilty to felony charges of peddling heroin and crack cocaine." - Qouted from www.thesmokinggun.com Well curitis you are some hardcore bitch aint you, pleading guilty to both drug related charges...you know now that i think 'bout it you aint so tough.

#! 5 __People agree with mej if you were black what would you look like?? [12 Jul 2005|12:37am] Alright so i see all this gay shit 'bout ok if you were (this) then youd be (this) for example if you were a Napolean Dynomite character you would be!!!! (whatever its random picking does) so i decided to start a "If you were black, what would you look like?" so i'm going to post a couple pics 'bout some of the people i know. put a comment if you wanna knwo what you would look like if you were black. Me. Adam. Robert. Edwin. Sorry edwin i dont have any of your face....:-( Alright so if you wanna know what you would look like if you were black put a comment....now.

#! 2 __People agree with mej g-g-g-g-g-unit! [06 Jul 2005|02:13am]

#! 5 __People agree with mej [29 Jun 2005|09:45pm] i'm writing in this before beonka gets home so she cant be like "update your journal coreY!!!: :-P i'm jk i love you... alright so today was fuhnnn i woke up at like...1-2 o clock in the afternoon and nothing happened then beonka came over and we walked arround my neighboorhood then we walked 'round milam and beonka lost her sweater the first time....thsi tiem we were lucky though cause it jstu got hit by a branch...so we continued walking with my 10 bux to the corner store we got candy and then we realized shed lost it again we checked everywhere, and finally we found it next to a tree....man so lucky.then we went home and got married then she left..... [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<_<...>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] i'm writing in this before beonka gets home so she cant be like "update your journal coreY!!!: :-P i'm jk i love you... alright so today was fuhnnn i woke up at like...1-2 o clock in the afternoon and nothing happened then beonka came over and we walked arround my neighboorhood then we walked 'round milam and beonka lost her sweater the first time....thsi tiem we were lucky though cause it jstu got hit by a branch...so we continued walking with my 10 bux to the corner store we got candy and then we realized shed lost it again we checked everywhere, and finally we found it next to a tree....man so lucky.then we went home and got married then she left..... <_<...>_>....good times good times.

#! 3 __People agree with mej [26 Jun 2005|06:46pm] alright so i'm going to start on friday , beonka came over we watched half of Miss Congeniality...then it started skipping, alec and clarrisa were making weird noses on the top of my bed so that was funny, then night time came and we decided to bake a cake , my parents are fucking insane, my dad starts punching me for no reason, i think it was cause he had to much whine, beonka got to talk to my mom and we baked a cake, but beonka bought the wrong frosting and it was clear so you couldnt see what it said and it was funny....then saturday came and i havent put on pants since then!, but now i have to cause i'm goign to go buy paint cause we're paintign the rims of the house...so i'm gone.

#! 4 __People agree with mej cant spell g-a-y without Fall out Boy [16 Jun 2005|10:20am] So i saw the new fallout boy Music video - it would of made since if there hadnt of been some In-need-of-dentist-ugly-as-sin mutant as the main character, with his whore - who only did one thing for him the whole movie, give him a ugly as hell Orange windbreaker to match his ugly face, i swear the guy had 6 inch gaps in between his teeth, she shouldve given him her dentists number instead, Not only that, oh no, there was way more disturbing shit in that music video, Watch the lead singer when he sings he looks like a mentally ill Michael Jackson (oh btw he was let free from butt raping those little kids) as i was saying about the shittiest music video i've ever seen. Toward the middle of the song one of the guitarists Jumps up in the air and does a double axel - totally showing up Michelle Qwan at last years Winter Olympics, what a dolt. Alright so toward the end the kickass dad finally says hes going to put a end to this mutant screwing his daughter - so he goes out (he was to badass to use a gun so he used his cross bow) hes aimin right at the Deer-Human freakshow and some asshole runs him over, he went down faster then a 8 year old at Neverland ranch, Oh yeah i forgot to menchion at the beggining of the video the freak with the screwed up teeth gets totally owned by what looks like a 6 year old - he hurls his shit stained underwear and nails it right on the end of that guys right horn, then as if that wasnt enough he flips him the bird too, what a kickass 6 year old. Too bad he doesnt know hes getting shipped off to Neverland as soon as Jackson gets home, Ouch!. Alright so overall the music video was terrible, there was more freakish Mutant creatures then a whole Season of oprah, Nice. I'm done ranting, if you like fall out boy your gay and fat, go away.

#! 2 __People agree with mej [05 Jun 2005|04:26am] Yay for me...4:30 now and i still cant sleep, GO ME!, i think i've thought it out as much as i'm going to be able too...but not ognna sleep tonight, at all.

#! 2 __People agree with mej [05 Jun 2005|03:26am] yayy 3:30 in the morning...still thinking about everything, if you read this i'm SORRY i'm still dont know what i'm thinking about i'll call you when i'm done....being stupid right now...anyway...3:30 , where are your kids?, i'm....well..looking for a job on Monster.com!...thought i'de give it a try, didnt accept 15 y/os though...assholes...oh well...

#People agree with mej [05 Jun 2005|02:19am] Well its 2 in the morning and i'm playing Splat The Co-Worker...where are your kids? i've had the ideal worst day today...i'll save you the bullshit cause you probably dont wanna know, got alota thinking to do, i'll update the journal arround 5 when i'm playing another flash game on a crummy website..

#! 7 __People agree with mej [02 Jun 2005|11:16pm] ABCoreyDEFG: your sad you know that? a violetxrose: im not the one whos going out with a ugly whore ABCoreyDEFG: oooooooohhhhh.... a violetxrose: bye corey ABCoreyDEFG: fatass a violetxrose: look at your girlfriend and say that again ABCoreyDEFG: i cant see her your in the way ABCoreyDEFG: move fatty a violetxrose signed off at 11:07:16 PM. Kirsten, shut up, i dont care what people say about me being mean, because i've heard it all, your a totall fuck up, have fun in HS with no friends.

#! 3 __People agree with mej [29 May 2005|06:43pm] Ok i havent written in forever, Schools over, and it ended well suprisingly, Its funny cause all the movies are wrong, Just when you think it cant get worse it gets better and you forget how bad it was because everytime you spend time with the person you care about the most it doesnt matter how bad things seem, lots of people cried the last day, but i guess thats normal seeing that we're never goign to see morris in the same way, i might even miss coming to school to find out i forgot to do my math, and copying in the 30 seconds i have during the passing periods, It ended really abruptly though, i felt like i didnt say bye to any of my teachers and that none of them said bye to us but its not the end of the world, Friday night was really fun spent it with beonka alec clarrisa, and shaniqua the gay waiter ;-), oh well i've already written more then i usually do. <33333 beonkaa (i actually wrote this, not beonka :-])

#! 1 __People agree with mej OMGWTF HAMSTER OWNAGE [25 May 2005|05:44pm] HAMSTER OWNAGE

#! 13 __People agree with mej [22 May 2005|08:58pm] [ mood | ??????? ] i remembered corey's password so im bored. adfhskdjfhsdfh you don't updatee so i must do it for you since i have no life whatsoever chris loves to touch corey. <33333333333 beonka

#! 1 __People agree with mej birthday [12 May 2005|10:51pm] i know it might not have been the best 14th but who cares, you're still the best :)

#! 1 __People agree with mej rawr...i mean mer [11 May 2005|07:12pm] ABCoreyDEFG: dude manders hasnt even left yet mycrimsonxtears: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ABCoreyDEFG: shit she lasted longer then alota people did fooliNtheRain797: ::moaning!!!::::moaning!!!::::moaning!!!::::moaning!!!::::moaning!!!::v' Manders33039 has left the room. Chat rooms are better then you, but beonka is better then chat rooms....

#! 5 __People agree with mej I'm so..HORNY.... [04 May 2005|08:53pm] awsome week so far...guess im goign to formal now!

#! 4 __People agree with mej edwin is g.a.y [03 May 2005|08:00pm] Since edwin deleted my comment, im goign to have the post the picture here edwin, im sorry...its too late...you suck.. ha...

#! 1 __People agree with mej [01 May 2005|04:50pm] [ mood | curious ] merrr i did corey's journal for him haha it doesn't look that great but oh well. sdhfkshfdw! my knee hurts. and corey is a mad rapist. <3 beonkaaaaaaaaaaa

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